Things I’ve Recently Learned from Kate

Posted: May 18th, 2008 | Author: | Filed under: Miss Kate | 1 Comment »

1. Circles aren’t round. They’re “ground.”

2. Despite what the American Academy of Pediatrics may think, babies should actually be put to sleep on their tummies, face down. Babies who “aren’t feeling well” should be completely covered–head and all–with several layers of blankets. (Kate practices this technique excessively on her dolls, leaving sleeping baby land mines on the floor all over the house.)

3. Elmo’s last name is McClusky.

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One Comment on “Things I’ve Recently Learned from Kate”

  1. 1 Randy said at 10:34 am on May 19th, 2008:

    I’m not sure how this works. Umm, just wondering if this is Kristen Bruno I knew in France.

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